Chinese：
2024年10月14号，Andrew的宝宝出生了。Andrew和太太都很开心。2025年1月1号，Andrew带着太太和宝宝去看医生。医生说太太很健康，宝宝也很健康，不需要担心。Andrew和太太很开心，他们带着宝宝回家。
Andrew在高速上慢慢地开车，因为他觉得安全最重要。下高速的时候，Andrew看到一辆白色的宝马。这辆宝马也想要下高速。Andrew知道这辆宝马想要先下高速，但是Andrew没有让它，因为他不需要让他，也不想要让他。Andrew想要快回家，因为他和太太都又累又饿，宝宝也需要喝奶和换尿片。Andrew慢慢地开车，白色的宝马也慢慢地开车。Andrew下了高速，白色的宝马也下了高速。
突然，太太说：“糟糕，白色的宝马跟着我们！”
Andrew看了看后面，他看到了白色的宝马，宝马真的跟着他们。Andrew和太太都觉得又紧张又害怕。所以Andrew向右转，白色的宝马也向右转。Andrew又向右转，白色的宝马也又向右转。Andrew向右转了4次，白色的宝马也向右转了4次。
太太说：“天哪，为什么他跟着我们？”
Andrew说：“他可能不开心我们下高速的时候没有让他。”
太太说：“我很担心宝宝不安全。”
Andrew说：“他有路怒症！快，打电话给警察！”
太太打电话给警察，她说：“警察，有一辆车跟着我们。请帮帮我，我很担心我的宝宝不安全。它是一辆白色的宝马，车牌是……”
警察不在乎，他说：“我们很忙，我们有大麻烦。Luigi Mangione是一个大麻烦，你懂不懂？”
太太说：“我懂，可是我们真的不安全。我们很担心宝宝的安全，我们需要帮助。”
警察说：“好吧，你们开车到NYPD。”
Andrew慢慢地开车到NYPD，宝马车也慢慢地跟着他们。但是宝马车看到这里是NYPD，突然他开走了。
太太说：“他走了，我们安全了，不需要担心了。”
Andrew说：“可是，他看到了我们的车牌。这不安全，这辆车是太太妈妈的车。”
Andrew和太太都觉得妈妈会不安全，所以太太打电话给妈妈。
她说：“妈妈，有一个路怒的男人，他跟着我们的车，他看到了车牌，所以我很担心你。”
妈妈不担心，她一点都不担心。她说：“哦，好吧。”
太太说：“你不紧张吗？你不害怕吗？”
妈妈说：“不需要担心，这里是美国，我有枪。”
Pinyin：
2024 nián 10 yuè 14 hào, Andrew de bǎo bǎo chū shēng le. Andrew hé tài tài dōu hěn kāi xīn.2025 nián 1 yuè 1 hào, Andrew dài zhe tài tài hé bǎo bǎo qù kàn yī shēng. Yī shēng shuō tài tài hěn jiàn kāng, bǎo bǎo yě hěn jiàn kāng, bù xū yào dān xīn. Andrew hé tài tài hěn kāi xīn, tā men dài zhe bǎo bǎo huí jiā.
Andrew zài gāo sù shàng màn màn de kāi chē, yīn wéi tā jué dé ān quán zuì zhòng yào.Xià gāo sù de shí hòu, Andrew kàn dào yī liàng bái sè de bǎo mǎ. Zhè liàng bǎo mǎ yě xiǎng yào xià gāo sù.Andrew zhī dào zhè liàng bǎo mǎ xiǎng yào xiān xià gāo sù, dàn shì Andrew méi yǒu ràng tā, yīn wéi tā bù xū yào ràng tā, yě bù xiǎng yào ràng tā.Andrew xiǎng yào kuài huí jiā, yīn wéi tā hé tài tài dōu yòu lèi yòu è, bǎo bǎo yě xū yào hē nǎi hé huàn niào piàn.Andrew màn màn de kāi chē, bái sè de bǎo mǎ yě màn màn de kāi chē. Andrew xià le gāo sù, bái sè de bǎo mǎ yě xià le gāo sù.
Tū rán, tài tài shuō: “Zāo gāo, bái sè de bǎo mǎ gēn zhe wǒ men!”Andrew kàn le kàn hòu miàn, tā kàn dào le bái sè de bǎo mǎ, bǎo mǎ zhēn de gēn zhe tā men.Andrew hé tài tài dōu jué dé yòu jǐn zhāng yòu hài pà. Suǒ yǐ Andrew xiàng yòu zhuǎn, bái sè de bǎo mǎ yě xiàng yòu zhuǎn. Andrew yòu xiàng yòu zhuǎn, bái sè de bǎo mǎ yě yòu xiàng yòu zhuǎn.Andrew xiàng yòu zhuǎn le 4 cì, bái sè de bǎo mǎ yě xiàng yòu zhuǎn le 4 cì.Tài tài shuō: “Tiān nǎ, wèi shén me tā gēn zhe wǒ men?”Andrew shuō: “Tā kě néng bù kāi xīn, wǒ men xià gāo sù de shí hòu méi yǒu ràng tā.”Tài tài shuō: “Wǒ hěn dān xīn bǎo bǎo bù ān quán.”Andrew shuō: “Tā yǒu lù nù zhèng! Kuài, dǎ diàn huà gěi jǐng chá!”Tài tài dǎ diàn huà gěi jǐng chá, tā shuō: “Jǐng chá, yǒu yī liàng chē gēn zhe wǒ men. Qǐng bāng bāng wǒ! Wǒ hěn dān xīn wǒ de bǎo bǎo bù ān quán. Tā shì yī liàng bái sè de bǎo mǎ, chē pái shì……”Jǐng chá bù zài hū, tā shuō: “Wǒ men hěn máng, wǒ men yǒu dà má fán. Luigi Mangione shì yī gè dà má fán, nǐ dǒng bù dǒng?”Tài tài shuō: “Wǒ dǒng, kě shì wǒ men zhēn de bù ān quán. Wǒ men hěn dān xīn bǎo bǎo de ān quán, wǒ men xū yào bāng zhù.”Jǐng chá shuō: “Hǎo ba, nǐ men kāi chē dào NYPD.”
Andrew màn màn de kāi chē dào NYPD, bǎo mǎ chē yě màn màn de gēn zhe tā men. Dàn shì bǎo mǎ chē kàn dào zhè lǐ shì NYPD, tū rán tā kāi zǒu le.Tài tài shuō: “Tā zǒu le, wǒ men ān quán le, bù xū yào dān xīn le。”Andrew shuō: “Kě shì, tā kàn dào le wǒ men de chē pái. Zhè bù ān quán. Zhè liàng chē shì tài tài mā mā de chē。”Andrew hé tài tài dōu jué dé mā mā huì bù ān quán, suǒ yǐ tài tài dǎ diàn huà gěi mā mā。Tā shuō: “Mā mā, yǒu yī gè lù nù de nán rén, tā gēn zhe wǒ men de chē，tā kàn dào le chē pái，suǒ yǐ wǒ hěn dān xīn nǐ。”Mā mā bù dān xīn，tā yī diǎn dōu bù dān xīn。Tā shuō: “Ō, hǎo ba。”Tài tài shuō: “Nǐ bù jǐn zhāng ma? Nǐ bù hài pà ma?”Mā mā shuō: “Bù xū yào dān xīn, zhè lǐ shì Měi guó, wǒ yǒu qiāng。”
English Translation：
On October 14, 2024, Andrew’s baby was born. Andrew and his wife were very happy.On January 1, 2025, Andrew took his wife and baby to see the doctor. The doctor said that his wife was healthy, and the baby was also healthy. There was nothing to worry about. Andrew and his wife were very happy as they brought the baby home.
Andrew drove slowly on the highway because he believed safety was the most important thing. While exiting the highway, Andrew saw a white BMW. This BMW also wanted to exit. Andrew knew the BMW wanted to go first, but Andrew didn’t let it because he didn’t need to, nor did he want to.
Andrew wanted to get home quickly because both he and his wife were tired and hungry, and the baby needed milk and a diaper change. Andrew drove slowly, and the white BMW also drove slowly. Andrew exited the highway, and the white BMW followed.
Suddenly, his wife said, "Oh no, the white BMW is following us!"Andrew looked behind him and saw the white BMW. It was indeed following them. Andrew and his wife felt both nervous and scared.So, Andrew turned right. The white BMW also turned right. Andrew turned right again, and the white BMW followed again. Andrew made four right turns, and the white BMW made four right turns as well.
His wife said, "Oh my god, why is it following us?"Andrew replied, "Maybe he’s upset because we didn’t let him go first when exiting the highway."His wife said, "I’m really worried about the baby’s safety."Andrew said, "He’s got road rage! Quick, call the police!"
His wife called the police. She said, "Officer, there’s a car following us. Please help us! I’m very worried about my baby’s safety. It’s a white BMW. The license plate is…"
The officer didn’t care and said, "We’re very busy. We’ve got big problems. Luigi Mangione is a big problem. Do you understand?"The wife said, "I understand, but we’re really not safe. We’re very worried about our baby’s safety. We need help."The officer said, "Fine. Drive to the NYPD."
Andrew drove slowly toward the NYPD, and the white BMW followed them at the same slow pace. But when the BMW saw they were approaching the NYPD, it suddenly drove off.
The wife said, "He’s gone. We’re safe now. There’s nothing to worry about anymore."Andrew said, "But he saw our license plate. That’s not safe. This car belongs to your mom."Both Andrew and his wife felt that her mother might not be safe, so the wife called her mom.
She said, "Mom, a man with road rage followed our car. He saw the license plate, so I’m worried about you."The mom wasn’t worried at all. She said, "Oh, okay."The wife said, "Aren’t you nervous? Aren’t you scared?"The mom said, "There’s no need to worry. This is America. I have a gun."
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