有一个男人，他叫Jake。Jake是一个光头，他没有头发。Jake不喜欢待在家。他觉得待在家很无聊，他会想睡觉。Jake喜欢去外面，他喜欢爬山。今天是星期六，是一个周末，也是一个大晴天。所以Jake去了一个国家公园，这个公园叫Yosemite。Yosemite的山很高很高，所以Jake没有跑。他走，他慢慢地走，他走啊走啊走啊，他觉得累死了，所以他不走了。他坐下来休息休息。Yosemite有很多老鹰和乌龟。一只老鹰饿了，它想要吃兔子，可是它没有看到兔子。它也想要吃蛇，可是它也没有看到蛇。它真的真的饿死了。突然，它看到了一只乌龟。它想：乌龟好吃吗？还好，一般般。可是我饿死了！所以老鹰飞，它快快地飞，它抓住了乌龟。老鹰大笑，它高兴死了。可是乌龟哭了，它大哭。它说：“老鹰，我不想死！”它看老鹰，可是老鹰不看它。老鹰说：“我饿了，我想要你死。”老鹰想要吃乌龟的肉，可是它吃不到乌龟的肉，因为乌龟的壳太硬了。老鹰需要一块石头，所以它可以吃乌龟的肉。老鹰看到了Jake的头，它觉得Jake的头是一块石头。你记得吗？Jake没有头发。老鹰高兴死了，它想：太好了！我需要一块石头，所以我可以吃乌龟的肉！所以老鹰松手了，乌龟掉下来，乌龟掉在Jake的头上。Jake死了，乌龟也死了。现在老鹰吃到乌龟的肉了，它高兴死了，它哈哈大笑。
Yǒu yī gè nán rén, tā jiào Jake.Jake shì yī gè guāng tóu, tā méi yǒu tóu fā.Jake bù xǐ huān dài zài jiā.Tā jué de dài zài jiā hěn wú liáo,tā huì xiǎng shuì jiào.Jake xǐ huān qù wài miàn,tā xǐ huān pá shān.Jīn tiān shì xīng qī liù,shì yī gè zhōu mò,yě shì yī gè dà qíng tiān.Suǒ yǐ Jake qù le yī gè guó jiā gōng yuán,zhè gè gōng yuán jiào Yosemite.Yosemite de shān hěn gāo hěn gāo,suǒ yǐ Jake méi yǒu pǎo.Tā zǒu, tā màn màn de zǒu,tā zǒu a zǒu a zǒu a,tā jué de lèi sǐ le,suǒ yǐ tā bù zǒu le.Tā zuò xià lái xiū xī xiū xī.Yosemite yǒu hěn duō lǎo yīng hé wū guī.Yī zhī lǎo yīng è le,tā xiǎng yào chī tù zi,kě shì tā méi yǒu kàn dào tù zi.Tā yě xiǎng yào chī shé,kě shì tā yě méi yǒu kàn dào shé.Tā zhēn de zhēn de è sǐ le.Tū rán, tā kàn dào le yī zhī wū guī.Tā xiǎng: Wū guī hǎo chī ma?Hái hǎo, yī bān bān.Kě shì wǒ è sǐ le!Suǒ yǐ lǎo yīng fēi, tā kuài kuài de fēi,tā zhuā zhù le wū guī.Lǎo yīng dà xiào, tā gāo xìng sǐ le.Kě shì wū guī kū le, tā dà kū.Tā shuō: “Lǎo yīng, wǒ bù xiǎng sǐ!”Tā kàn lǎo yīng, kě shì lǎo yīng bù kàn tā.Lǎo yīng shuō: “Wǒ è le, wǒ xiǎng yào nǐ sǐ.”Lǎo yīng xiǎng yào chī wū guī de ròu,kě shì tā chī bù dào wū guī de ròu,yīn wèi wū guī de ké tài yìng le.Lǎo yīng xū yào yī kuài shí tóu,suǒ yǐ tā kě yǐ chī wū guī de ròu.Lǎo yīng kàn dào le Jake de tóu,tā jué de Jake de tóu shì yī kuài shí tóu.Nǐ jì dé ma? Jake méi yǒu tóu fā.Lǎo yīng gāo xìng sǐ le,tā xiǎng: Tài hǎo le! Wǒ xū yào yī kuài shí tóu,suǒ yǐ wǒ kě yǐ chī wū guī de ròu!Suǒ yǐ lǎo yīng sōng shǒu le,wū guī diào xià lái,wū guī diào zài Jake de tóu shàng.Jake sǐ le,wū guī yě sǐ le.Xiàn zài lǎo yīng chī dào wū guī de ròu le,tā gāo xìng sǐ le,tā hā hā dà xiào.
There is a man. His name is Jake.Jake is bald. He has no hair.Jake doesn’t like staying at home.He thinks staying at home is very boring,it makes him want to sleep.Jake likes going outside,he likes hiking.Today is Saturday,it’s the weekend,it’s also a sunny day.So Jake went to a national park,this park is called Yosemite.The mountains in Yosemite are very, very tall,so Jake didn’t run.He walked, he walked slowly,he walked and walked and walked,he felt exhausted,so he stopped walking.He sat down to rest.Yosemite has many eagles and turtles.An eagle was hungry,it wanted to eat a rabbit,but it didn’t see any rabbits.It also wanted to eat a snake,but it didn’t see any snakes either.It was really, really starving.Suddenly, it saw a turtle.It thought, “Are turtles tasty?”“They’re okay, just average.”“But I’m starving!”So the eagle flew, it flew quickly,it grabbed the turtle.The eagle laughed loudly, it was overjoyed.But the turtle cried, it cried loudly.It said, “Eagle, I don’t want to die!”It looked at the eagle, but the eagle didn’t look at it.The eagle said, “I’m hungry. I want you to die.”The eagle wanted to eat the turtle’s meat,but it couldn’t eat the turtle’s meat,because the turtle’s shell was too hard.The eagle needed a rock,so it could eat the turtle’s meat.The eagle saw Jake’s head,it thought Jake’s head was a rock.Do you remember? Jake had no hair.The eagle was overjoyed,it thought, “Great! I need a rock,so I can eat the turtle’s meat!”So the eagle let go,the turtle fell,the turtle fell on Jake’s head.Jake died,the turtle also died.Now the eagle could eat the turtle’s meat,it was thrilled,it laughed loudly.
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